I like novelty items and glitzy, kitschy sleaze. So Kristie and I went to Las Vegas (capital of all the aforementioned) for Punk Rock Bowling and to hang with our cross-country mental doppelgangers and ladies of novelty music, Cunt Sparrer. While in flight, we quickly bonded with our inflight companion: Sky Mag, purveyors of novelty everything. I turned the page, our hungover eyes scanning this bible of wonders, this sea of Shy Sasquatch lawn statues, and we saw this:
And I kind of fell in love with this little man. And, I can get a SET OF TWO for a mere $29.95.